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Thursday, 26 March 2009

Zombies, Shmombies!

I have concocted a special anti-zombie spray.
Upon contact, zombies immediately develop the following symptoms:

* intense pain
* profuse sweating
* confusion
* loss of consciousness
* violent convulsions
* and, finally...Re-Death

Contact me to Order Yours Today!
And if you call within the next hour, I will include a bonus 12 oz bottle of Vampire Repellent Spray.

5 comments:

  1. Amber26 March 2009 at 22:16

    Oooh, Vampire Repellent Spray, is it permanent or is it temporary?

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  2. Jack26 March 2009 at 23:35

    Temporary of course. How would I make any money off the stuff if it were a permanent repellent? lol

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  3. Pyzahn27 March 2009 at 00:22

    What have you got for rabbits? They are devouring my garden.

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  4. Jack27 March 2009 at 00:36

    Pyzahn, have you tried sprinkling vinegar, hot pepper flakes or chile spay in and around your garden?

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  5. Shadow27 March 2009 at 05:27

    ooooh, zombies, now there's a new market...

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