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I know, I know, I got nothing! It must be this enormous brain cloud that has been fogging up my head all morning.
Possible reasons for such a massive brain fog are:
Hunger - In my BPA frenzied state yesterday, I tossed out everything in the house worth eating. The only thing worthwhile in the refrigerator is beer, and it's much too early for that.
Or...The government found out that I have figured out their superior race plan, and scrambled my brain waves. (Must look for instructions for constructing a tin foil hat to stop them from controlling my mind) hehehe!